Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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