real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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