I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
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