he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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