I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
