How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I wish I could teleport
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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