so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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