talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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