I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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