It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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