you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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