they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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