I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
i am craving dick and cupcakes
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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