So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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