when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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