guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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