wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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