Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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