am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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