Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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