im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Randomize
