i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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