Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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