is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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