well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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