I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
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