I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
mondays should just be called national damage control day
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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