No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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