I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
