adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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