The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I understand Curling. That high.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
Randomize
