i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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