these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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