i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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