: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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