And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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