I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
