so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
