you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
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