that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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