When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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