nutella sex= disaster
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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