New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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