Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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