I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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