Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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