Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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