I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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