yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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