How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
how does that bad decision feel?
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