I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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