I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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