Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
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