His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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