was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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