I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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